I accidentally entered this sweater creating contest through Coke.
Yes, accidentally.
I thought it was a “design a silly sweater” app type thing. I was just messing around thinking… “They have xmas in the desert, too, right?” and then at the end of the process it was “Congratulations! Your entry has been submitted!”
What the….? Oops. Here is my entry. Ha!
The 100 sweaters with the most votes will actually get made and shipped to the winners.
Once I realized that this was an actual contest, and I made my first sweater all WRONG, I made this waaaaaay more fun second sweater. Because I love the 1964 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and  Bumble is amazing.
Do I like xmas? Not really.
Do I want an xmas sweater? Not so much.
But I was fully inspired by this amazing Death From Above merch that I stumbled across. Ha!
And, as you all know, after my whole Secret Santa fuss… I am trying to be less Grinchy.
My sweaters makes me laugh, but in all actuality, you should probably vote for my friend Karl’s extra rad dino sweater. I voted for him instead of my own mediocre sweaters.
Voting is open now through December 1st. Wheeeeeeeeeee!
You and Carl are going to need a lot friends to get past 56,000th ranking! I dare not vote lest I land on evil Coke company’s advertising list – but good for all you sweater designers! Now if you could just knit, you could make your own.
Well, actually – it won’t matter how many votes Karl gets, he’s not a US resident. At least I can pretend enough to win the contest ;)
Oh man! I’m sitting at position 1,500/71,000. Only a couple more days to get into the top 100.
You don’t have to put in your actual email address. Any phoney address works!
Oh no! I did not win the sweater contest!
My desert sweater finished at Rank 46,366 of 77,474 sweaters.
My Yeti sweater finished with a ranking of 809. Not too shabby! Thanks for the votes, everyone!