PET PSYCH

It’s that time of year, everyone is graduating. Which usually means I am green with envy watching my friends enjoy their continued education. But this time, I’ve decided to be motivated instead of just envious.

I loved school. I miss school. And I feel as though I am getting dumber by the day hanging out with a baby.
So I have decided to better myself (using the term “better” pretty loosely here) by signing up for an online course in….
Animal Psychology

Now, I originally signed up for this class as a joke. Especially since the “institution” I’m taking the course with is not exactly an upstanding university.

Doing this course is along the same vein as when I was ordained online. Just something weird, but true, that I could have on my resume, if I wanted.

Or the time I auditioned to be on Wipeout!  So I could meet Jonathan Torrens and get a free trip to Brazil.

Well, the ridiculous need to try something new and silly just popped up again. So now I’m in the process of getting a certificate in Animal Psychology.

I currently have all the time in world to sit at home and read about animals and take tests online. And I am killing it with a 94% average in the course right now.

So hit me up if you are having troubles with your dog, cat, or bunny rabbit.

I’d be happy to help out!

I am also taking suggestions for a business name for my new project. So far I am thinking of Psych (as a shoutout to the TV show, which is also fairly ridiculous).

But in all seriousness, I love animals with all my heart and I love learning. So this course is perfect for me. Not that I exactly have plans to become the next Dog Whisperer or anything. But who knows where life will take you, so it’s good to be ready for anything!

BTW – Business is booming, so be sure to refer your friends to me!