Koa just had a taste of my fried puffed gluten and was all “MMMMMMmmmmmmmm!”
and he proceeded to eat more and more and more until there was nothing left for me.
On one hand:
Great! Eat it up! Get big and strong! Diversify your palate.
On the other hand:
Damn it! That little brat just ate all my delicious gluten!
I sometimes wish he didn’t have such good (and expensive) taste.
I don’t always want to be sharing my gluten, avocado sushi, ice cream, toast, raspberries, water chestnuts, and grapefruit. Sometimes I want that tasty goodness just for myself!
Do you ever wish your kids would just stick to their own gross old gruel… or whatever children are supposed to eat?
Gluten = mommy
Gruel = Babies